Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Top 10 Songs That Should Be Banned From All Sporting Events

A wise man once said people love lists, so here is a list. Here are the top 10 songs in my opinion that should be banned from all Sporting Events:

Number 10 - YMCA by the Village People


The Song is Lame. The YMCA dance is Lamer.

Number 9 - C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)by Quad City DJs


If I hear this song at a game I might punch myself in the balls

Number 8 - Gonna Make You Sweat by C+C Music Factory


Despite the fact the C+C Music Factory is the first CD I ever purchased and genius of "It's your world, and I'm just a squirel trying to get a nut to move your butt" I think its time this song is retired for good

Number 7 - Macarena by Los Del Mar


Was this song ever good?

Number 6 - Crank That by Soulja Boy


This was kinda cool a couple of years ago and the dance was kinda cool but I can't take it anymore. On an unrelated note, does anyone else get a boner when they hear steel drums...I think its a Pavlov's Dog affect from all of the Girls Gone Wild commericals

Number 5 - Tubthumping by Chumbawamba


I get beat down...I get beat down again

Number 4 - Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men


I don't care who let the Dogs out and if you ask me again I will take a cheese grater to my ears

Number 3 - Whomp There It Is by Tag Team


At they begining of the song they begin with "Tag Team...back again". Were they somewhere previously before this song?

Number 2 - Apache by The Sugar Hill Gang

Jam Cam - Watch a funny movie here

Don't get me wrong I like the Sugar Hill Hang, but this song must be banned, if only to prevent this from ever happening again

Number 1 - Rock and Roll Part 2 by Gary Glitter


This is the cheesiest, most overused song in all of sports, plus the guy got caught with Kiddie Porn so it's really a no-brainer

Thoughts?


2 comments:

  1. I dont know what's better the list or you have a video for each.

    I think you forgot a few of the most horrid of all time.

    http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=MdjQoju0gkM

    The song w/no name or lyrics..uh a oh a oh a oh.

    http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=gBh4y5wKvR8

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  2. My thoughts - I'm with you for most of them, but Apache is greatness. Maybe it gets more plays at your arena's than mine, b/c I'm still on board with it.

    The Barney Soulja Boy was worth the post by itself.

    Metta - you are talking about Zombie Nation by Kern Kraft 400, and I think you got this list confused with the greatest songs of all time, b/c Zombie Nation is definitely on that one. In case you need proof, check out this link: http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI.

    I tried to html the link above, but the tag wasn't allowed. Anyone know how to fix this?

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